Why Mothers Deserve A Day


Things Moms Can Teach


About LOGIC … “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store to pick up that toy you’ve been asking for”


About THINKING AHEAD … “If you don’t pass your test, you’ll never get a good job!”


About GENETICS … “You are just like your father!”


About RECEIVING … “You are going to get it when your Dad gets home.”


About JUSTICE … “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU – then you’ll see what it’s like!”


Some Interesting Things Moms Just Know


  1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound child wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.
  2. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 
  3. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 
  4. Super glue is forever. 
  5. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. 
  6. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 
  7. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 
  8. The fire department in Waco, TX has a 5-minute response time. 
  9. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 
  10. Eighty percent of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. 

Several Reasons Mothers Are Needed

 Link to slide show




About Mark Shields

Mark works in the Information Systems Department for an Insurance Company. He volunteers as a member of the media ministry team at his church and runs the 10:50 worship service computer. A few years ago, he started an on-line Bible study guide called “This Day with God Devotional”. He uses this as a tool in his journey through the Bible. We live in a very busy world with busy schedules so this tool has helped him continue with daily Bible reading and study. You’re invited to join him on this journey or check in every so often to read his thoughts.
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